‘Don’t you hate it when….

Groan time….

Some think…..

Matching towels – the perfect wedding gift?

More groans please…

That will prove it!

Daily Dose Of One Liners, March 16 – Men vs Women…

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

Haapy Days…

What a find!

Yep, tha will do it!

Quote level – Expert!

Easy please in the old days….

Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners

Sad to hear the guy who invented TV remote controls went missing.
The good news is He was found a couple of weeks later, down the back of the couch.
A new study has found that women with large bums tend to live longer than men that mention it….
The average man burns off 125 calories after having sex for an hour…
If he was having sex for an hour he is not an average man.
I’m hiding from exercise at present – I’m in the ‘Fitness Protection Program’