Quotes and One Liners, March 23

  • Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
  • Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
  • Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  • Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.
  • Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?   Dad: That happens in every country, son.



Daily Dump Of Quotes and One Liners…

  • Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
  • “I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down & had broken leg of lamb.
  • They say you only only use 10% of your brain. What about the other 30%?
  • “My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.”
  • I love defenseless animals……especially in a good gravy