Daily Dump of Quotes and One Liners, March 8

Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners

  • Sad to hear the guy who invented TV remote controls went missing.

    The good news is He was found a couple of weeks later, down the back of the couch.

  •  A new study has found that women with large bums tend to live longer than men that mention it….
  • The average man burns off 125 calories after having sex for an hour… 

    If he was having sex for an hour he is not an average man.

  • I’m hiding from exercise at present – I’m in the ‘Fitness Protection Program’