RT News –
German outlet Bild has warned women that due to the increase in utility bills in the country, self-satisfaction in the shower has become a “luxury.”
The outlet somehow concluded that on average German women spend 11 HOURS a year on ‘shower’ self-pleasure.
- Sad to hear the guy who invented TV remote controls went missing.
The good news is He was found a couple of weeks later, down the back of the couch.
- A new study has found that women with large bums tend to live longer than men that mention it….
- The average man burns off 125 calories after having sex for an hour…
If he was having sex for an hour he is not an average man.
- I’m hiding from exercise at present – I’m in the ‘Fitness Protection Program’
As if someone would?