Quotes and One Liners, March 23

  • Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
  • Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
  • Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  • Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.
  • Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?   Dad: That happens in every country, son.

 

 

Daily Quotes and One Liners, March 18

Funny Love Quotes- Forwarders

Relationships….

  • Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
  • Being miserable because of a former relationship means that the other person was right about you.
  • At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
  • Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.
  • Always believe a woman when she says: “You don’t want to know!”