Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
A womans strategy; Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
- Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
- Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
- Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
- Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.
- Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
- Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
- “I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down & had broken leg of lamb.
- They say you only only use 10% of your brain. What about the other 30%?
- “My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.”
- I love defenseless animals……especially in a good gravy
Smart ass employee….
A ‘Dad’ text…
Dead or stupid…
Extra Groan Time….