‘The Older You Get, The More….

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Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
A womans strategy; Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down & had broken leg of lamb.
They say you only only use 10% of your brain. What about the other 30%?
“My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.”
I love defenseless animals……especially in a good gravy

Smart ass employee….

A ‘Dad’ text…

Dead or stupid…

Groan time….

Extra Groan Time….