Category: Funny Quotes & One Liners
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Quotes and One Liners, March 26
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Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
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A womans strategy; Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
Quotes and One Liners, March 23
- Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
- Kiss: A lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
- Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
- Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.
- Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa, a Man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
Daily Dump Of Quotes and One Liners…
- Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
- “I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down & had broken leg of lamb.
- They say you only only use 10% of your brain. What about the other 30%?
- “My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.”
- I love defenseless animals……especially in a good gravy
Daily Dump of Humor, March 8
Smart ass employee….
A ‘Dad’ text…
Dead or stupid…
Groan time….
Extra Groan Time….