- Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
- Being miserable because of a former relationship means that the other person was right about you.
- At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
- Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.
- Always believe a woman when she says: “You don’t want to know!”